14Z – Surviving Starchild with Pat Francis

Jimmy is accidentally, slightly in Pat Francis’s shot

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NNF Players Club 14Z – Pat Francis
@pat_francis

00 – Hello! Welcome to the players club. No minorities. No women. White’s only! For humor. Jimmy is referring to Ted Nugent’s recent lunacy.

Jimmy officially off Ted Nugent. No more money for him.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/22/ted-nugent-show-canceled_n_5608613.html

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/jul/25/ted-nugent-loses-second-casino-gig-racist-remarks/

05 – Ted Nugent loses bow and arrow contest to the injun. The indian is bread to shoot arrow.

We all know Jimmy is kidding!

Jimmy stumbled across a guy from high school’s facebook page. He was knee deep in klan looking at this guys facebook page.

10 – Happy birthday Jimmy! Jimmy’s face lady says he looks great.
US Lags rest of the world in sun screen technology. http://centralny.twcnews.com/content/lifestyles/healthy_living/746893/u-s–behind-in-sunscreen-technology-compared-to-other-countries/

Jimmy got a package over at Earwolf! It’s a Reel to Reel Chicago X!

15 – Matt and Jimmy discuss the rumored Kiss reality show looking for their replacements. It’s not happening. Or is it? http://eddietrunk.com/kiss-in-talks-to-launch-a-tv-talent-show-to-find-replacements-for-paul-stanley-and-gene-simmons/

Guys talk Arrested Development.

20 – Thanks for the love Jessie Bylander!

Eliot takes over vocals on Jesse’s girl.

Our guest texted the lyrics matt forgot from the hall.

The Question is moot: http://www.maniacworld.com/question-is-moot.html

25 – Shut it down guest!
Ross Perot’s running mate: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Stockdale

Jimmy wants Palin n the white house so he can jerk off to the president. Eliot asks about Hilary. Jimmy declines to answer.

30 – Mike Schmidts’s great joke about john McCain thinking youtube is something that Charlie kept him in for years.

Pat Francis is here! We’re gonna talk about Naked and Afraid!

Break!

1425 – Doubling Up with the Sklars

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NNF 1425 – The Sklar Brothers
@sklarbrothers
supersklars.com

00 – Everybody get up! Episode 1425! Season finale! Get your finances in order for the Players Club!

There’s some dumb dumbs out there but for the most part we’ve got a smart and savvy audience.

ALapolooza!

Whenever we make fun of song parodies we are NEVER talking about Weird Al. Same with Jeff Dunham, impressionists, Carrot Top, etc. Jimmy’s always referring to the second tier hack people.

NNF is never a destination point! We reach out to get the people we want to have on the show. We’ve been trying to get Al for a while.

Weird Al is a joy and a nice man! Jimmy introduced Matt Walsh to Weird Al at Conan the other day.

Matt says Matt Walsh might be the Philip Seymour Hoffman of this new tornado movie, Into The Storm.

Twister and When a Man Loves a Woman almost made Jimmy hate Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Side story: Graham and Jimmy saw When a Man Loves of Woman together except separately because they didn’t want to compromise on where they sat. The movie film breaks halfway through and jimmy yells out, “UNREAL!” and Graham lost it.

05 – When a Man Loves a Woman – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111693/?ref_=ttmd_md_nm

Jimmy talks about breaking up with Jennifer. They were texted recently, and her daughter thinks he is funny. He knew Jennifer when she was 17 and gives their history. If she would have texted him that he was “always a terrific lover” he’d have had to burn his phone.

Jimmy and family went to a marionette show downtown. Bob Baker’s Marionette show. http://www.bobbakermarionettes.com/

They also ate at Border Grill. Jimmy had a burger.

10 – They got stuck in the garage because the system to pay was down. Danielle tried to open the gate but it was hydraulic and she couldn’t open it.

Jimmy to the woman trying to help: “Figure it out or I’m going through the fucking gate!”

Ruth Buzzi

System of a Thumb Down.

Jimmy to Oliver: “Son that’s a lesson, if you don’t get what you want threaten to run through a gate.” They got to the puppet show a little late and had to knock and Jimmy asked Oliver what they do if they don’t open. Oliver: We run the gate!

We lost the great Elaine Stritch. She was great. Jimmy described her as a “sassy old broad” when he saw her one woman show on HBO.

15 – Jimmy worked with Robert Klein at the Improv last week. He doesn’t remember why he brought it up.

Run the gate!

“Watch your temper, jerk.” – Jimmy to himself.

Robert Klein made Jimmy laugh really hard when he told a joke about some old comic he said he was a one trick pony like Ruth Buzzie and then riffed on her for a minute before going back to his act. Jimmy was in tears.

14Y – YOU, The Listener!

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NNF Players Club 14Y – You!
@NeverNotFunny
@JimmyPardo
@MattBelknap
@EliotHochberg
@MyNameIsGaron

14 Y as in Yanni.

Or You, the listener

00 – Hello! The door is open! Eliot opens the door and closes it. No girls, this is a boys club.

Jimmy sings The Circle Be Unbroken. No one joins in.

Jimmy hits some bass and talks about Chicago Fest incident where Peter the bassist does a bass line from The Chain.

Jimmy tries to remember a girls name who he took to a Chicago show.

Back to the circle being unbroken.

05 –We talk my facebook meltdown! I’m fine guys!

10 – BA Baracus – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B._A._Baracus

Mr. T used to live near Jimmy back in Chicago. Mr. T is an island! Mr. T was part of a Lake Forest Chainsaw Massacre: http://chicago.curbed.com/archives/2011/06/22/revisiting-mr-ts-1987-lake-forest-chainsaw-massacre.php

Denzel Washington’s new movie The Equalizer trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt0GkVZK8zA

15 – New cluttered American flag with 6 californias?

Mush Mouth Shy Guy Hype Man!

I pity the fool that tries to stand tall in my yard! – Jimmy’s awful Mr. T impression.

14 Y!

Brody Stevens always points out that he saw Jimmy at a best buy when he is on @Midnight.

302 – Andy Daly’s Many Sweaters

Show notes by Darryl Asher. This episode was released in season 3, then re-released in season 14.

Eliot Hochberg took Andrew Koenig’s Season 3 video archives and edited every episode into a full-length video. This was a remarkable undertaking, since the original video was never meant to be full episodes, but rather short clips of the show. You can purchase ALL Season 3 videos for only $9.99 at Pardcast.com. It’s a bargain! Of course, all other past seasons are there as well. 

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Jimmy, in a stripe-sleeved warmup jacket, insults Matt’s Laker’s warmup and Andy’s plaid shirt, and neither of them had the balls to say “Who are you to talk, Six Million Dollar Man”? (or Burt Reynolds)

Jimmy calls IMDB.com the International Movie Database. And he’s serious.

This might be First Usage of Digital Versatile Disk

Andrew Daley, or Andy Daley? Choose for yourself!

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“Andy Daley has a nice rhythm. Boobee boobee.” Classic Matt.

Jimmy is mic-in-stand for the fist time in a year. WHY????? Matt wants to know.

Andy/Andrew’s new movie is Semi-Pro(fessional)

SPOILER: Semi-Pro is NOT about 18 wheelers

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“South Bend, Indiana!” might be Jimmy’s new catch phrase

How much improv was in Semi-Pro?

Working with Will Ferrell

15

Jimmy would punch a famous comedian in the face, but I won’t put his name here because Google

Styx – Come Sail Away

SOUTH BEND!!!!

Balls of Fury on an aeroplane

Andy is proud of the fact he was, like, fourth pick for his Semi-Pro role

Matt’s new website: Internet House of Pancakes

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Matt says the Weird Al law protecting satire is not a real thing. You decide if he’s right.

Pancakes and naked women

Matt insists that Jimmy calls Andrew Andy

Jimmy might start calling Matthew Thew

Jimmy hated Leave it to Beaver

Andy grew up in New Jersey, not South Bend, Indiana

We are now in the Primo! Good-bye deadbeats!

Matt wants use Andy’s “woop woop” sound effect as the Primo indicator

Matt almost had to kill another cop on the way to the show

14X – Caving in with Matt Price

Matt Price

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NNF 14X – Matt Price
@whalecave
whalecave.libsyn.com/rss

14X as in XTC

00 – The door is open! Welcome welcome everyone! Says Dracula ricardo multabon. Eliot’s making weird voices. Eliot had coffee. Jimmy tries to explain how eliot is. He’s a bit hyped up today. Why coffee today? Eliot recalls Jimmy saying the Dead Eyes of Hochberg so he got some coffee. Jimmy says Coffee for tues, wednes, Friday, sat, sun, but not on Monday or Thursday.

Welcome to 14 X as in Xanadu! Eliot wins $10!

OCD. Two more letters left! Matt’s OCD won’t allow for 25 episodes.

05 – Jimmy and Matt talk letters and numbers. Z baby Z! Players Club gets 26 episodes. Earwolf gets 25.

The idea of smelling someone’s burps nauseates Jimmy as featured in Frontier Airlines commericals – http://www.flyfrontier.com/fun-stuff/commercials

The Pardo Bump! #2 on Tuesday and post NNF Episode #1 on iTunes!

When Jimmy mocks parodies or ventriloquists, or prop comics, he isn’t referring to the greats like Weird Al, Dunham, or Carrot Top. He’s talking about the hacks!

We will take 100% of the credit for Weird Al’s going to number 1.

10 – Jimmy was gonna call Rich for a Malaysian Airlines update only to discover another Malaysian Airliner went down today.

The guys discuss finding humor in the tragedies. Eliot makes a good point about the original missing airplane being mysterious so its easier to play with it comedically.

The guys talk Six Californias.

Six Californias: http://www.boston.com/news/nation/2014/07/15/plan-split-california-into-six-states-may-make-ballot/xEFMhxj4XXjW470DI6M7SN/story.html

15 – Zoe asks, if America was the first country to demand independence from Britain.

Matt’s dad finally sold Belknap Cave!

Oliver made a batman song parody to Blurred Liens,
20 – Guesstures! http://www.amazon.com/Parker-Brothers-4257-Guesstures/dp/B001RNAAIG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1405624278&sr=8-1&keywords=guesstures

Jimmy thinks the cards drop to fast.

Don’t break the ice! http://www.amazon.com/Hasbro-4784-Dont-Break-the/dp/B00000IVZJ/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1405624364&sr=8-10&keywords=breaking+the+ice

Scooby version – http://www.amazon.com/Pressman-Toy-4227-04-Hold-Scooby-Doo/dp/B0038NX5RG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1405624396&sr=8-1&keywords=scooby+doo+dont+break+the+ice

1424 – Cruising with “Weird Al” Yankovic

“Weird Al” Yankovic, who is actually not that weird at all, but really a nice guy with a good sense of humor, incredible musical talent, and a penchant for rhyme and meter that makes him uniquely qualified to assume his role in pop culture. And, ok, he’s a little weird I guess.

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NNF 1424 – Weird Al Yankovic
@AlYankovic
http://www.weirdal.com
New Album – Mandatory Fun

00 – Hello indeed! Welcome in 1424! 14 Sutherland!

Get those finances in order! Get in on The Players Club!

Jimmy hasn’t been watching Kojak lately. Catching up on lots of stuff. He officially turns around on Nathan Lane.

Josh Brolin: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Brolin

Divorced from Diane Lane. His mother is Jane Cameron a wildlife activist.

05 – Weird Al is our guest!!

Sirius pricing; http://www.siriusxm.com/ourmostpopularpackages

10 – Jimmy is either white trash dad or the coolest dad. He took Oliver to see Kiss down in Irvine.

Jimmy is still having trouble sleeping. Danielle leaves for work at 8.

Podcast away!

Jimmy cleans it up for Al. He can get it out of his system.

Jimmy’s gonna wrap it up quickly.

Muted Tones might be a good song title for Al. Maybe a Moody Blues parody Matt suggests.

Jimmy off and back on board with a Moody Blues parody.

15 – Jimmy finishes his sleep issues story, which includes having to move a car seat (or a chair as Walter Koenig calls it) from his car.

Al’s new album Mandatory Fun is available now!

Weird Al Box Set: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=Weird%20Al%20box%20set

20 – Nancy Kerrigan attack was January 1994. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Kerrigan

Gene Simmons Video: http://gunshyassassin.com/news/video-did-gene-simmons-piss-himself-during-live-show/

We’ll be right back!

Welcome back! 1424 14 Sutherland or 14 Kiefer. Jimmy decides to go Kiefer. His friends dad did the hair in The Lost Boys and Baywatch.

14W – Voicing Over with Chris Fairbanks

Chris Fairbanks, ready to draw a caricature of you

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NNF Players Club 14W – Chris Fairbanks
@chrisfairbanks
FAIRBANKS! (The album)

14 W as in Washington

00 – Welcome in! The doors are open! Bonus episode available. Daddy was traveling, we’ll talk about it. Jimmy yells to compensate for lack of energy. Eliot opens the door and closes. Foley work!

14W as in Waterloo! 14 White Snake is what Jimmy thought about.

Waterloo – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Waterloo

Matt watched Girl Model and Mile Mile and a Half based on Paul Gilmartin’s recommendation. Lots of scenery. Jimmy says remember that Paul is going through something.

Jimmy’s lower left shoulder blade is a little tight. He might need to see a prostitute. Matt offers a karate chop, Jimmy says he’d rather use the prostitute.

The guys wonder about the price of prostitutes.

05 – Jimmy reads a letter from Jason Wilcox. It includes a gift certificate for Ebbots Field Flannels. http://www.ebbets.com/

Jimmy does a joke from his old act!

Jimmy talks about a guy who wanted to talk to Jimmy about how much he hated his show at Zanys. Via facebook, facebook message, and email!

This was the same show where Jimmy got a standing ovation (from 7 people)!

Jimmy is on a billboard with Jay Pharoah and one of his heroes Paul Reiser.

10 – This guy table also got on Jimmy’s nerves so he knows exactly who it was. Jimmy thinks they were enjoying themselves until he told them to shut up and that he hated them.

This guy was wrong and he spells his name wrong in an infuriating manner. Jimmy says not everyone likes everything but he hopes this guy doesn’t go to comedy shows or raise kids.

15 – Michael Landon is at all of Jimmy’s shows in spirit. He’s seen one episode of Little House about 6 times. The one where something goes down at the school house.

Blind character in Little House – http://littlehouse.wikia.com/wiki/Mary_Ingalls_Kendall

In fact, the episode she went blind is the one Jimmy saw!

20 – http://littlehouse.wikia.com/wiki/Adam_Kendall

Deep Dish is the tourist pizza.

Oliver had some Little Caesers and its now his favorite pizza. It’s the Poker pizza for Jimmy.

1423 – Walking Down the Hill with Todd Levin

 

Todd Levin (bottom); Todd Levin’s hat (top)

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NNF 1423 – Todd Levin
@ToddLevin
toddlevin.com

00 – Hello! indeed! Jimmy gets a rare countdown from 4 from Eliot, silent countdown! Communication fellas!

Happy 4th of July! Matt does some JFK doing the Declaration of Independence.

Matt went to the Starlight Bowl in Burbank for the fireworks. They only feature cover bands apparently. It saves the city a lot of money. Jimmy enjoyed a Bon Jovi and Journey cover bands there.

Apparently, the lawn seats fill up but the seat seats do not because of the pricing.

Shark Attack story: http://www.ocregister.com/articles/shark-628113-robles-flores.html

http://www.tmz.com/2014/07/06/great-white-shark-attack-manhattan-beach-video/

05 – Mcdonald’s employee fight – http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/McDonalds-Employee-Violently-Beats-Mother-Threatens-Toddler-264701331.html

Jimmy went to see Queen with Adam Lambert. He went with Pat and Danielle. Jimmy calls it 10/10! Pat not as enthusiastic about it.

Jimmy loved it. He thought Adam was phenomenal.

Jimmy saw a couple of black ladies fighting on the corner. Jimmy jumped out of his car and stopped the fight! He tells the entire story.

10 – Is Jimmy a hero? Yes.

Matt went to see The Surfaris who opened for a beach boys cover band. The band introduced themselves as if they were the beach boys.

Surfin’ – https://www.gigsalad.com/surfinsafariband They say they arent a cover band.

15 – Jimmy goes through the beach boys greatest hits. Seems like he hates every second of it. Frankie Avalon got to enjoy Annette’s cans.

Matt gives Beach Boys credit for the surfer music but doesn’t think they need to be elevated to the levels of The Beatles.

20 – Jimmy hates the Beach Boys! Todd’s here!

Matt likes Kokomo as a Tom Cruise song.

14V – Treating Yourself with Al Jackson

Al Jackson loves… what? What does he love? I must know!!!!!

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NNF Players Club 14V – Al Jackson
@aljackson
aljacksonlive.com

Comedian answer for Jason Nash is Andy Dick.

V for Viceroy!

00 – Welcome to the show! V for Vendetta! No one picked it. You gotta go V for Vendetta.

Welcome! We appreciate you all for joining us for 14 Vendetta!

Jimmy thanks Rob Harrell for the book he gave to Oliver Monster on the Hill. Oliver LOVES it. http://www.amazon.com/Monster-Hill-Rob-Harrell/dp/1603090754/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1404413053&sr=8-1&keywords=monster+on+the+hill

We welcome all gifts, trinkets, baubles. A bauble is a small, showy trinket or decoration.

Mud Run talk.

Climbing up a flaming wall is not available to Matt outside of a mud run situation.

05 – Jewel based bobble heads – Bauble Heads.

Jimmy talks about the Paul Lynde Halloween special. Witchie Poo was played by Billy Hayes. Jimmy says that special is awful. Oliver laughs at it like its 1976.

Get your own copy! http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_4_11?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=paul%20lynde%20halloween%20special%20dvd&sprefix=Paul+lynde+%2Caps%2C215

Matt talks about watching Hee Haw because that was what was on TV.

One’s a pickin’ and one’s a grinnin’!

Tons of stars in this special apparently.

10 – Oliver laughs at the Paul Lynde Kids parody song like he knows who Alice Cooper or Alice Faye is. In fact he asked who they were at dinner a day or so later.

Alice Faye: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0269647/?ref_=nv_sr_1#actress

Jimmy goes to Eliot Central to demonstrate how he thinks Eliot should change his set up.

15 – The gang discuss Eliot rescuing a Facebook thread RE: Hobby Lobby on Matt’s page.

Eliot just made himself a partner in Matt’s Bauble Head business.

Jimmy reminds us one inch is have of his dick.

20 – Here comes The Cooler to save up the thread! Eliot’s Facebook posts: Well written and thought out, just too fucking long! – Jimmy (paraphrased).

Good job Eliot!

Jimmy calls it an out of character post for Matt!

1422 – Rising High with Vance Gilbert

 

Vance Gilbert

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NNF 1422 – Vance Gilbert
@vancegilbert
http://www.vancegilbert.com
Buy his albums on Amazon

00 – Good morning! Sit down around the fireplace on this cold summer day. Enjoy your coffee, cocoa, or tea.

Jimmy’s never said good morning on this show. There are 57 channels and nothing on. Thanks boss.

1422! It’s official! Get your finances in order! It’s almost time to join or rejoin the Players Club! Plenty of back catalog available!

Matt clarifies; there are 25 regular episodes, 26 Players Club episodes! Dam if you do dam if you don’t – Jimmy’s latch hook pillow.

Dams are good for us. They hold back and corral water. Grand Dam Judy Dench.

05 – Jimmy and Matt talk traffic issues and concerns. Matt’s wife’s cousin apparently is friends with Joe from Blue’s Clues. Matt thinks he might make a good pardcastathon guest.

RIP Meshach Taylor. “Are you witches gonna take the blame for this?” – guy on facebook.

Jimmy does Drunk Mr. Channing, Carol Channing’s father. Matt thinks his name is Dick.

Jimmy guesses Charles until he realizes it’d be Charlie Channing. Chuck Channing is better though.

Matt mentions Eliot’s Claude Smith email.

Eliot sort of kind of owns it. Jimmy also says dude.

Carol Channing’s father’s actual name is George Channing.

10 – Eliot’s building still has a couple vacancies. Covered parking, units on the second and third floor.

Culver City area.

15 – Jimmy considered moving his mom to eliot’s place but not enough of a savings. If he moves her it’ll be into a condo. Except the prices jumped up like a $100,000 grand.

Eliot guesses Tom for Carol’s father.

Geroge Channing is gone guys. Jimmy retires him.

Mello Roos – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mello-Roos

The Act enabled “Community Facilities Districts” (CFDs) to be established by local government agencies as a means of obtaining community funding. Counties, cities, special districts, joint powers authority, and schools districts use these financing districts to pay for public works and some public services.[2]

No one knows what this means.

20 – Jimmy wants to know how much of Naked and Afraid is produced or not. Pat worked on it for a while. Jimmy watched a marathon of it. 21 days naked in the wilderness.

Vance Gilbert is here!

Jimmy saw him at McCabe’s last night.

The Trivago guy still creeps Jimmy out. He doesn’t get why a sexy guy is selling him a hotel.

Matt asks about the Bacon bowl commercial. Jimmy can’t get through that ad. He also can’t get through any deadliest catch commercials that show a pile of fish.

Watch Naked and Afraid.