NNF 1223 – No Guest – All NNF Fan Calls!
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00 – Yup! Welcome everybody! Bringing you laughs and dissapointment since March 2006. We’re here we have one queer get used to it! Jimmy flew it today and is exhausted. His arms will be tired once he punches matt in the face for asking if his arms were tired. Hank Azaria looks like he has fake pecs. Looks like Along Came Polly was that movie Matt was referring to.
05 – Jimmys flight TO San Jose was delayed. Obama went through verizons records with a fine tooth comb and got jimmy a better deal. Pres was in LA and in San Jose so Jimmy’s flights were all screwed up. JImmy mad matt brought up the santa monica shooting when he was about to bitch about his airplane seat. Who does not use a private jet to get to their gigs and waits for luggage like any other asshole? Eliot guesses Heart (the whole band, all together look like a black man.” – Jimmy) Answer is Bill Cosby! He was doing a show in Cerritos, concenses is it was a great night (according to many of Jimmy’s friends). Couple’s date to see Bill Cosby.
10 – Jimmy might need me to call 91 for his wrist cracking. 911 wont be interested. Tommy John surgery singular. Sexy voices in chicago! Episode 1223! Get your finances in order! The pack is back! Packages are coming back. Two levels. More info coming soon! The listener is the guest today! All about you today. Contests, games, fun! Andrew Volker – The Serviceman. Jimmy’s wanted to do this kind of an episode for a long time. We’re finally doing it. JImmy does not want a ace bandage he wants a paul stanley bandage.
15 – Tense ok loosey goosey not okay for Jimmy’s wrist after that crack. Dice’s lady asked if Jimmy received his podcast troll letter. He thanks her for asking. Dice and Wheel’s got their letter. Dice Man of the Board. In Sunnyvale, Jimmy told a joke using leeroy brown lyrics where a woman in the audience was reactin as if it were true (“Who shoots dice?”). Leeroy Brown meaner than a junkyard dog. Jimmy and Matt recreate it organically. Love it.
20 – RE: ugly hat lady that Jimmy described as a boy george hat, almost like a cosby kid hat, her name is Jan. Her husband: Sam. Sam and Jan hated Jimmy. on the flight Jimmy’s in a Woolery situation. 2 and 2 seats. small plane and a large man has to sit next to Jimmy. Spiders and snakes 23! Even with Jimmy’s nuerosis he was being nice and offered to switch seats with the guy and regretted it as soon as he sat down. This big guy he sat next too busts out the walls treet journal full spread. so Jimmy is crushed against the exit wall. Continue reading
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